Futurama

Fan Fiction

U-J-Benders Are Everywhere
By Rush

Scene: Robot Arms Apartments: Corridor. Fry and Bender in a heated argument exit their apartment's door marked "00100100".

Bender: (shouting) 'Fry shut up already about that! You were drunk that night!

Fry: 'I'm telling you, I saw a robot just like you, who said he was one of many U-J-Benders, before he stole my wallet and---

Bender: (angrily) 'Fry I stole your wallet! Now, unless you want to sleep on a mattress made out of my own bricks to night, you'll shut up about that now!

Fry: 'Alright, I'll drop it for now.

Bender: 'Good! Now, let's go to work and not do any work what's so ever there.

Fry: 'Let's. [Fry and Bender walk down the corridor to enter an elevator.]

Cut to: Elevator. Fry and Bender walk in, then Bender presses a button causing the elevator' doors to close and descend. Suddenly Justin Bieber's "Baby" song plays.

Fry: (terrified) 'Oh no! [Bender craps a brick, which he picks up, then placing it inside his chest cabinet.]

Bender: (terrified) 'Oh you're God nooooooo! [Fry and Bender scream covering their ears. (Bender covering where his ears should be.)] (shouting ) I can't take it anymore! [He takes a laser pistol out from his chest cabinet shooting himself in the side of his head leaving a hole in it as well as another hole on the opposite side of his head, but otherwise not doing to much damage.] (angrily) Rrrraahaha! Stupid near invincible robot body!

Fry: 'Gimme that gun!

Bender: 'No Fry, [He puts the laser pistol away in his chest cabinet.] for Leela would beat me to death with my own bricks.

Fry: 'Oh. How much longer?

Bender: 'I don't know, but if we get stuck in here with this so call music playing I'll find someway of killing myself.

Cut to: Bottom Floor. The elevator doors open, followed by Fry and Bender running out of the elevator to get away from Justin Bieber's "Baby" song.

Cut to: Outside Robot Arms Apartments. Fry and Bender edix their apartment's front entrance walking onto the pavement.

Bender: 'Glad I got out of there.

Fry: 'I'm gonna put forward a complaint about that music.

Bender:' Me too. [Fry enter a tube, which sucks them up.]

Cut to: Outside Planet Express. Fry and Bender land out from the tube on the opposite side of the street to Planet Express.

Bender: 'Leela has got to be very careful in not crashing into this new tube outside our workplace.

Fry: 'Why?

Bender: (breaking into laughter) 'Her lack of depth deception! (laughing) Hahahahahahahahaha! [He lights up himself a cigar using his middle finger as a lighter.]

Fry: 'Oh your mean! [Bender blows smoke in Fry's face, causing him to cough.]

Bender: 'I sure am. [They cross the street to meet Zoidberg jumping out from his dumpster, Bender takes something out from his chest cabinet as Zoidberg runs towards them.]

Zoidberg: 'Hello Fry and Bend-- [Bender throws a brick hitting Zoidberg in the forehead knocking him over onto the ground.] Ow! [He rubs his head while Fry and Bender enter Planet Express.] I think I should leave the robit alone from no on.

Cut to: Planet Express: Corridor. Fry and Bender walk down the corridor to meet Amy.

Amy: 'Hey Bender?

[Bender stops in his tracks, while Fry keeps on walking.]

Bender: 'Yeah Amy?

Amy: 'What's with the hole in the head?

Bender: 'I shot myself.

Amy: 'Why?

Bender: 'I'll fix it up tomorrow, just don't ask about it. [He walks off.]

Cut to: Lounge. Bender sits himself down on the couch turning on Everybody Loves Hypnotoad with the remote.

Cut to: Meeting Room. Fry and Leela sit beside one another who hold each others hands non romantically, who are in fact preparing to start a game of arm wrestling.

Leela: 'Fry, are you sure about this? I am much, much, much stronger than you.

Fry: 'That may be, but I still think I can win!

Leela: 'I'm just gonna win you again for the three hundred and sixty seventh time, and I even go easy on you.

Fry: 'Well I have a good feeling about today.

Leela: 'Fry the only way you'd win me is if I let you win.

Fry: 'So I didn't really win you on my birthday last year? Ah, well. I still think I can win you today.

Leela: 'Well you have won me in another way, but not in hand wrestling.

Fry: 'And I'll win you in this too!

Leela: (sarcastically) 'Sure you will.

Fry And Leela: 'One, two, three! [The one sided game is over in less than five seconds with Leela slowly pushing Fry's hand down onto the table.]

Fry: 'Aww! I lost again.

Leela: 'Better luck next time I guess.

Fry: 'Rematch!

Leela: 'OK Fry.

Fry And Leela: 'One, two, three! [The one sided game is over in less than five seconds with Leela again slowly pushing Fry's hand down onto the table.]

Fry: 'Aww! Come on another rematch!

Leela: 'You're just doing this to feel my hand aren't you?

Fry: [In a low voice trying to look innocent.] 'Noooo....

Leela: (laughing) 'You so are. (sexfully) You can feel a lot more than just my hand later.

[Fry looks confused scratching the back of his head.]

Fry: 'Eh?

[Leela sighs rolling her eye up towards the ceiling.]

Leela: Never mind Fry, let's just play the game.

[They grab each others hands.]

Fry And Leela: 'One, two, three! [The one sided game is over in less than five seconds with Leela yet again slowly pushing Fry's hand down onto the table.]

Fry: 'OK, I think you won for today.

Leela: 'Yep.

Fry: 'Leela?

Leela: 'Yeah?

Fry: 'Do you believe me about the U-J-Benders?

[Leela sighs putting her hand over her face.]

Leela: 'Not this again. Fry, you were drunk.

Fry: 'Yeah well, I bet the Professor would believe me. [Farnsworth walks past wearing nothing but his light blue slippers, Leela closes her eye tightly.] Hey Professor?

Farnsworth: 'Yessss, Fry?

Fry: 'You believe me about the U-J-Benders don't you?

Farnsworth: (sarcastically) Ah yes, [He gestures quotation marks.] "U-J-Benders". The immortal race of sentient robots, allegedly popping into parallel universes at random and changing history. I have dismissed that claim!

[There is a blinding flash of light followed by the appearance of U-J-Bender right beside him.]

U-J-Bender: [Seeing Farnsworth naked.] 'Ewwwww! [He puts his eyes away in his chest cabinet.]

Leela: 'What the hell?!

Fry: 'I told you they were real!

[U-J-Bender disappears in a blinding flash of light.]

Leela: 'Sorry Fry, you were right.

Fry: 'No problem Leela.

Farnsworth: 'Eh wha..... what happened?

Leela: 'I'll tell you later. Now can you please put on some clothes?

Farnsworth: (shouting) 'Noooooooo! This is my home, and if I want to be naked I'll be naked!

Leela: 'But it's also our workplace. [Farnsworth growls.]

Farnsworth: (shouting) 'That's it! I'm off to the Angry Dome! (roaring) Rrrhrahahahahahahrrrrhrhahaha! [He walks out of the room waving his fists in the air.]

Cut to: Outside Planet Express. We now see naked Farnsworth pacing back and forth in the Angry Dome waving his fists and growling. People on the street try not to look at Farnsworth in the Angry Dome.

Cut to: Meeting Room. Bender walks in and sits down next to Leela.

Bender: 'Hey Leela, I wanna game of arm wrestling against you!

Leela: 'Your on!

[They grab each others hands.]

Leela And Bender: 'One, two, three! [The one sided game is over in less than two second with Leela slamming Bender's hand down onto the table.]

Bender: 'Aww, I lost again for the three hundred and sixty eighth time. Why don't you go easy on me like you do on Fry?!

Leela: 'You are not my boyfriend.

The End

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