Futurama

Fan Fiction

Weird Workplace
By Rush

Scene: Planet Express: Meeting Room. Fry, Zoidberg, Bender, Leela, Amy, Farnsworth and Hermes sit around the conference table looking excited.

Leela: (singing) 'If you're happy and you know it clap your hands. [Everyone claps their hands.] If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. [Everyone claps their hands.] If you're happy and you know it, and you really want to show it, if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. [Everyone claps their hands. Scruffy walks in looks at them weirdly then walks back out.]

Fry: [jumping up and down on his seat] 'Let's play musical chairs!

Everyone: 'Yay! [Hermes takes a small white CD player out from under the conference table, placing it on the table, then turns it on, which plays: Psyché Rock. All the PE staff apart from Hermes who remains seated walk around the conference table, after about 30 seconds Hermes turns the CD player off, all the PE staff rush to sit down on the chairs. Hermes plays the music again, and the PE staff stand up and walk around the conference table again, Scruffy walks in taking one of the chairs away putting it away in a corner. After about 1 minute or so Hermes turns the CD player off, all the PE staff rush to the chairs, as Zoidberg is just about to sit down on a chair he gets pushed by Leela knocking him over onto the floor.]

Zoidberg: 'Ow! [Leela sits down on the seat.] Hey, she cheated! [He stands up.]

Hermes: 'Fair is fair, now go to the corner!

Zoidberg: 'Awwwww! [He walks over sadly looking downcast to the corner where the taken away chair is, Scruffy walks in taking one of the chairs away putting it away in a corner with the other chair. Hermes plays the music, and the PE staff stand up and walk around the conference table, after about 30 seconds Hermes turns the CD player off, all the PE staff rush to the chairs, just when Amy is about to sit down she is pushed by Bender knocking her over onto the floor.]

Amy: 'Ow! [She curses in Chinese, then stands up and walks back over to the corner with Zoidberg, Scruffy walks in taking one of the chairs away putting it in a corner. Hermes plays the music, the four remaining PE staff, Leela, Bender, Fry and Farnsworth walk around the conference table, after about 30 seconds Hermes turns the CD player off, all the PE staff rush to the chairs, just when Farnsworth is about to sit down Bender pulls him up and sits himself down.]

Farnsworth: 'Awww. [He walks over sadly looking downcast to the corner, Scruffy walks in taking one of the chairs away putting it away in a corner. Hermes plays the music, all the three remaining PE staff walk around the conference table, after about 1 minute or so Hermes turns the CD player off, all the PE staff rush to the chairs, just when Leela is about to sit down she is pushed by Bender knocking her over onto the floor, but then Leela kicks Bender as she's on the floor knocking Bender onto the floor too, she then quickly jumps to her feet sitting down on the chair.]

Bender: 'Awww! [He walks over sadly looking downcast to the corner, Scruffy walks in taking one of the chairs away putting it away in a corner, Hermes plays the music, Fry and Leela walk around the conference table with only one chair remaining, after about 1 minute or so Hermes turns the CD player off, just when Fry is about to sit down Leela picks him up off the floor sits herself down placing Fry down on her lap, who she then makes-out with.]

Fry: 'Mmmmmm, [Breaking the kiss briefly.] awwww I lose. [Goes back to making-out with Leela.]

[Fade out.]

Scene: Leela's Bedroom. Fry opens his eyes, with Leela who's hair is down and is fast asleep cuddled up to him next to him.

Fry: (thinking) 'What a weird dream, I think I ate too much cheese last night.

The End

Cubert: 'This fan fiction felt like some crappy Family Guy or Drawn Together episode.

Rush: 'Eh, you're right. But I did explain it was just Fry having a weird dream.

Cubert: 'Yeah, I guess so.

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