Fan Fiction

Xmas in the Futurama
By Rush

Opening Scene: The sun begins to set in the sky: Outside Planet Express. The armoured shutters from "A Tale of Two Santas" come down covering the whole building.

Cut to: Attic Room. The room is themed for Xmas, at the chimney Fry, Leela and Bender push a made from Diamondium chimney cover.

Leela: 'There, the chimney is covered with the almost unbreakable Diamondium. [The chimney is covered.] Now we can watch those crappy cheesy Christmas movies from your time Fry. [In the middle of the room there is a bunch of arm chairs and couches in front of a large TV on the wall.]

Fry: 'Yeah, they were crappy and cheesy.

Leela: 'For they will remind ourselves of how much better this time of year used to be.

Bender: 'Ah, I don't like history lessons. [He begins walking away from the chimney.] I'm gonna be watching porn in the lounge if anyone wants to join me. [Bender walks out of the room followed by Scruffy, Zoidberg, and Farnsworth.]

Zoidberg: 'This will be as educational about the Human's mating ritual, [The fin on top of Zoidberg's head goes up.] as well as arousing. Hooray!

Farnsworth: 'Oh, I hope we will be watching ultra porn.

[While they leave Fry and Leela take a seat on a two seater white leather couch, joining the others; Hermes, LaBarbara, Dwight, Amy, and Cubert all watching "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" showing him stealing presents from under pine trees.]

Fry: 'Eh, the Grinch isn't as evil as Robot Stanta, who goes around killing people.

Everyone: 'Shh!

Cubert: 'Quiet you!

Fry: (quietly) 'Sorry. [Leela whispers in his ear.] Really? [Leela nods.] Let's go find one then. [Fry and Leela walk off.]

Meanwhile in the lounge. Bender, Scruffy, Zoidberg, and Farnsworth sit on the couch watching circuit diagrams on TV, Bender being the only one who looks excited while the rest look bored, Zoidberg's fin is down.]

Farnsworth: 'Can we watch porn that would appeal to us?

Scruffy: 'Second.

Bender: 'No. [Scruffy, Zoidberg, and Farnsworth walk off.]

Farnsworth: 'Let's go watch "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" up stairs.

Scruffy: 'Second.

Cut to: PE corridor outside the Locker room. Where Fry and Leela stand facing one another where a mistletoe hangs from the ceiling in the middle of the corridor.

Leela: 'Remember Fry, when we never got to kiss last time under the mistletoe, or like that other time on the the Titanic when we both fell over and I ended up head-butting you instead by accident?

Fry: 'I do remember Leela.

Leela: 'Good, for nothing is going to interrupt this ... not this time anyway.

Fry: 'I sure hope so.

Leela: 'Nothing will. [Fry and Leela draw close wrapping their arms around one another. ] (in the softest voice you can imagine) I love you, Fry.

Fry: (quietly) 'And I love you too, Leela. [They stare lovingly at one another, they then slowly draw their heads closer to one another, their lips meet softly kissing briefly followed by a few other brief kisses before they French kiss passionately. Fry runs his fingers through Leela's ponytail while they hold and continue to kiss passionately despite the noises of people screaming and explosions coming from outside from Robot Santa's Rampage.]

The End.