Fan Fiction

Denied Deliveries
By Rush

Not much description is given apart from this is a few months after the Opera and Fry and Leela are together dating and all that stuff.

Scene: Planet Express: Meeting Room. Leela wearing her green jacket sits on Fry's lap her eye wide open, Bender is slumped on his seat smocking a cigar beside Leela, while Farnsworth literally paces around in circles waving his fists on top of the table.

Farnsworth: (fuming) 'Gurrr,maam, iaah, maa. Oh my, I have a meeting now! Urrr ew woop, ew uh, woo, haah, waaa, moo, Wha? Aww. Gurrr ohh, ahhh, boo, uh ew. maa, vaah, yaah kaah ,maah, aur--

Leela: 'Uh, Profes--

Farnsworth: (shouting) What!? I'm not done it here yet woman! [He starts fuming again]...Gurrr, ohh, ahhh, say something to me would she? Gurrr waa ooh ahhh! Ohh That Leela! Gurrr ohh ahhh wooo boo---

Leela: (shouting) 'Professor! You are not in the Angry Dome!

Farnsworth: 'Wha? [looks around the room] Indeed, I'm not stranger. [sits down on a seat next to Leela] Anyhoo, I have good news everyone! You will be delivering some cookery like knifes, forks and meat tenderizing machinery to the planet "Nolabinnac"... [takes our a sheet of paper from his lab-coat and hands it to Leela] Here are the co-ordinates Captain.

Leela: (thoughtful) 'Hmm.

Fry: 'Nolabinnac?! Is that even a word?

Farnsworth: 'Well no. But places don't need to have words that make sense.

Leela: 'Let me search on the web. [She chicks a few buttons on her communicator] Well found nothing on the word "Nolabinnac" no references at all. [she thinks for a moment] Wait a sec! That word the other way around, wound mean.... Professor! What the Hell do you think your doing trying to sent us to Cannibalon?!

Farnsworth: 'I don't know. They said they needed knifes, forks and meat tenderizing machinery to.... uh well--

Leela: 'Eat us?

Farnsworth: 'Exactly!

[Leela's eye narrows to a slit.]

Farnsworth: 'Aww well, what else am I meant to, Hmm?

Leela: 'I don't know! Not try and not sent us to are deaths, I suppose.

Farnsworth: 'Yeah, well, it's been kinda hard to find deliveries for you. Ever since after that court-case, which we won angst the FOX-BOX Network....I'm really sure I will have deliveries for you next week. But I will still pay you this week even though you won't be doing much work.

Bender: 'Yeah, great. Lots of time for them two to shoot DNA at each other and other sexual things.

Leela: (angrily) 'Bender!

Farnsworth: 'Oh wait! I've got one for you. How about you go get me some Chronitons from the "Tempus Nebula"!

Leela: 'One the "Tempus Nebula" does not exist anymore. Two we not starting the time skips again! Three we not gonna make another black hole in the Universe to suck some stars in with it!

Fry: (sad) 'Along with a hurtful memory.

[Leela turns to face Fry, hugs him and kisses his cheek.]

Leela: 'I'm sorry about the divorce, Fry.

Fry: 'That's not my worst memory of the time skips...There was something...[tears fills his eyes] worse.

Bender: 'Ahh here comes the water works.

Farnsworth: 'Indeed.

Leela: 'Shut up, both of you! (very very softly) What was it sweetie, you can tell me, was it something I did?

Fry: (crying) 'No.

Leela: 'Well then, was it something you did?

Fry: (crying) 'Yes.

[Leela moves her head closer to Fry's head and rubs her nose against Fry's nose.]

Leela: (softly) 'I'm not mad at you Fry...So care to tell me about it?

Fry: (crying) 'You won't believe me. No one would.

Leela: (very softly) 'I will, I trust you.

Fry: (crying) 'Leela...please lets not talk about it. It's something I wanna forget.

Leela: (very softly) 'Oh alright, I'll stop pushing you on it. But I will know somehow, someway know about that memory of yours. Now dry them tears.

[Fry places his head on Leela's sleeve and blows his nose.]

Leela: 'Eww! Fry.

Fry: (crying) 'I'm sorry, please don't du---

Leela: 'Fry! Don't finish that sentence. Cause it's ridiculous! I won't dump you over something like that...in-fact I don't plan on dumping you ever.

Bender: 'What happened too you two? You've become all boring, ever since after that opera.

Leela: 'I'm happy as I have ever been Bender. And so it Fry. Aren't you?

Fry: 'Yes.

Leela: 'See?

Farnsworth: (shouting) 'Yes, yes I see! But were not here to have a discussion about relationships even if they are good ones! (normally) We are here to talk about deliveries!....Incidentally in a related matter, are you three, by any chance, interested in becoming my new spaceship crew?

Bender: 'We are your current crew that has not died, yet.

Farnsworth: 'Wha? [He takes off his glasses, wipes them with a tissue and puts them back on] Wait! Your still not my crew. [He adjusts his glasses.] Oh, now you are! Now would you go and collect some honey from them space bees?

Leela: (shouting) 'God no! I will not take my chances in losing Fry again!

Farnsworth: 'Go to the brain-slug planet and have Fry gather the then? Since he is immune to them.

Fry, Leela and Bender: 'No.

Farnsworth: 'Do no work for this whole week then?

Bender: 'Yes! Alright!...Hi five. [Bender hi-fives Fry.] This gonna be fun on the bun!

[There is a flash of light and a U-J-Bender appear in midair over the table, falls and smack his face on table. Everyone screams apart from Farnsworth.]

Fry: 'Jeez louise.

Bender: 'Whoa! Holy crap!

Leela: 'Oh my God!

Farnsworth: 'What going on?

U-J-Bender: 'Don't mind me folks! I'm just a Universe Jumping Bender.

[There is a flash of light and U-J-Bender disappears.]

Leela: 'Well, that was weird!

Bender: 'Amen! To that!

Farnsworth: 'Fry would you like ask the What-If Machine about that hurtful memory?

Fry's eyes widen and his jaw drops.

Fry: 'I never thought about that! Lets do it.

Farnsworth: 'Why? [Farnsworth takes out of his lab-coat a small pocket sized round flashing object with dozen of buttons of all types of different colorers. And here we go!

[Farnsworth presses a button, there is flash of light and the What-If Machine appears in the middle of table facing Fry. Everyone gasps apart from Farnsworth.]

Bender: 'Did I just see, what I thoughts I saw?

Leela: (in awe) 'T..t..t teleportation that's what you saw. Professor! Do you realize who much money you could make with that? The Dark-Matter engine will become obsolete!

Farnsworth: 'I do indeed. But the dangers are just too great for everyone to know about it. What if it falls into the wrong hands like into some space viking terrorists?

Bender: 'Well I'm not gonna keep my mouth shut about this. I'm gonna tell everyone.

Farnsworth: 'Oh will you now?

Bender: 'Yeah!

Farnsworth: 'We'll will see about that!

[Farnsworth takes out from his lab-coat a pair of very thick sunglasses, takes off his glasses put them on table which he was currently wearing, puts on the sunglasses, and takes out from his lab-coat a device that's remarkably similar to the memory-eraser like in "Men In Black" he presses the button, it flashes. Fry, Leela and Bender look dazed.]

Bender: 'Did everything just flip around there for a second?

Fry: 'Huh. Did everything just taste purple for a second?

Leela: 'Was it my hair you tasted?

Fry: 'Aww, I'd en know. [Farnsworth puts back on his normal glasses] Wait! There's the What-If Machine. Let me ask it my question.

Farnsworth: 'Go ahead.

Fry: 'What if Leela had seen my message in the stars?

What-If Scene: Ship's Cockpit: Fry looks through the window.

Fry: Oh! [He walks to the window and presses his face against the glass. As the ship gets further away from the nebula Fry sees the stars around it form an "O" in a huge message that reads "I Love You, Leela".] That's how I must have done it! I moved the stars themselves to write her a love note in the sky.

Leela: [on intercom] 'Detonation in three--On my God!

Fry: (screaming) 'No!

[The doomsday device implodes and the nebula, the stars and Fry's message disappear. Fry stares at the empty void. The door opens behind Fry, Leela runs in.]

Leela: 'Fry!

Fry: 'Did you---[She dives on Fry, knocking him over and kisses him.] Hmm! [Fry becomes limp, and relaxes into the kiss] Mmmm--

Cut to: Fry and Leela standing before Judge Whitey in court.

Whitey: 'So you two mean to tell me, that you want to remarry and you only been technically divorce, for like a few hours?

Leela and Fry: 'Yes.

Whitey: 'Remarriage is final!

[He bangs his gavel.]

Fry: 'So, Leela you like to have kids don't you?

Leela: 'Yes.

End what-if scenario: Back to the now: In the: Planet Express: Meeting Room. Leela with her eye blood shot from tears makes-out with Fry.

Bender: 'A happy ending on top of another happy ending....Oh oh! Let me ask it about what if life was more like Pokemon?

Farnsworth: 'That would be a stupid question, from that brain washing show! All you'll get is are unstoppable killing machine, Nibbler eating all the Pokemon, and something along the lines of Zoidberg use "Whoop Attack" or "Ink Attack" or whatever.

Bender: 'Yeah, it is a stupid question.