Futurama

Fan Fiction

Fry The Fan Fiction Writer
By Rush

Scene: Robot Arms Apartments: Fry's And Bender's Lounge. Fry holding a few sheets of paper walks out from his bedroom over to the couch to sit beside Bender watching Everybody Loves Hypnotoad.

Bender: 'What's that?

Fry: 'It's an All My Circuits fan fiction I call "Calculon The Golden Robot".

Bender: (laughing) 'Hahahahahahahahaha, you suck!

Fry: (sad) 'Aww, don't be so mean!

Bender: 'All fan fiction sucks!

Fry: 'No they don't!

Bender: 'Yes they do, unless your fan fiction is well written and as long as the Lord Of The Rings, but even then it still sucks!

Fry: 'Not everything has to be overly dragged out to be a good story!

Bender: 'Yes, it does! Not only that writing half-assed fan fiction is unoriginal.

Fry: 'Since the characters in fan fiction are already developed it helps offer endless amounts of what if scenarios, new directions, and endless possibilities, parallel universes and whatnot!

Bender: 'But it's stupid!

Fry: 'I guess it's stupid to those who don't have an imagination or won't simply take the time to read something, unless it's a professional author's book or a comic made by professional comic makers.

Bender: 'Exactly!

Fry: 'That's an elitist attitude, that will lead you in missing out on so many good fan fiction that's out there.

Bender: 'What fan fiction are good?

Fry: 'There are many good fan fiction on the Internet, but most are bad. Wanna read my fan fiction?

Bender: 'No!

Fry: 'Aww! [There is a blinding flash of light, followed by the appearance of a U-J-Bender, on his chest cabinet written in gold it says "Lord Of The U-J-Bs"] Huh?!

Bender: 'What the hell?!

Lord UJB: 'I am The Lord Of The Universe Jumping Benders, and I come to tell you Bender your universe is a fan fiction!

Bender: 'Oh no!

Fry: 'Cool!

Lord UJB: 'Yes, your universe is written by some weird creepy loser guy called Eoin Griffin, who needs to outlet their sexual frustrations and whatever else, and who hasn't moved out of their parents home yet and maybe never will, and has way to much time on the their hands!

Bender: 'He should kill himself!

Fry: 'Hey, that's not nice!

Bender: 'I don't care! So will the universe end, once this crap lame ass fan fiction ends?

Lord UJB: 'No, it won't. For things will still happen, but they won't be written.

Bender: 'Phew, that's good. [Lord UJB disappears in a blinding flash of light.]

The End

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