Fan Fiction

Misdeeds Of The Hot
By Rush

Scene: Conference Centre. The scientists are gathered in the auditorium. Farnsworth stands on stage in front of the microphone, the Civil Defence van is behind him.

Farnsworth: 'Oh, this is all my fault!

Fry: 'That's awful, Professor. Especially the making-out part.

Gore: 'Yeah, I didn't need to hear that.

Farnsworth: 'All modern robots descend from my original smog-blasting designs. And that's the cause of global warming today.

Wernstrom: 'Huh, so the robots are to blame. As I suspected. [He speaks into the microphone.] We are left with only one possible course of action, grim though it be.

Bender: 'I got a good feeling about this!

Wernstrom: 'We must immediately and permanently shut down, dismantle and destroy all robots!

Bender: 'No!

Farnsworth: 'Wait, surely there's a better solution.

Wernstrom: 'Like what?

Civil Defence Van: 'Yes, like what?

Farnsworth: 'Like we could build a gigantic sea-ship with a gigantic freezer the size of France we do have more than enough resources. [Many scientists hum and nod, Wernstrom crosses his arms narrowing his eyes.]

Civil Defence Van: 'Yeah, we have the asteroid belt, one's gonna miss a few asteroids and we have an intergalactic civilization.

Farnsworth: 'And we could use it to freeze vast quantities of seawater to be thrown into the ocean.

Civil Defence Van: 'You're idea Farnsworth sounds better, however expensive it might be?

Wernstrom: 'But what about my idea?

Civil Defence Van: 'Your idea is of complete genocide towards robots, so no!

Bender: 'Yay!

[Time Lapse of a few months.]

Scene: Planet Express: Lounge. Fry beside Leela with his arm around her, and Bender sit on the couch watching the news on TV.

Morbo: [on TV reading a sheet of paper.] 'Temperatures have gone down on Earth, dew to vast amounts of gigantic ice cubes being made on the gigantic sea-ship with a gigantic freezer dropping gigantic ice cubes into the ocean and it's all thanks to Farnsworth and his idea.

Bender: 'Ahhh, life's great. Isn't it Fry? ... Fry? [He looks over at Fry to see he's making out with Leela.] 'Ahhh, you not even listening to me.

The End.