Futurama

Fan Fiction

Unbound From The Future, part 12
By Rush

Scene: Inside New Infosphere. The place is swarming with the new type of Brain Spawn, and in the center of the sphere is a huge master Brain, who's got massive long tentacles like Yivo's; waving, and feeling around the place, some of which have shark like mouths at the end of them.

Brain: 'Overlord, we have found a considerably large amount of Protein on the planet Earth near by for you.

Cut to: Outside New Infosphere. Massive tentacles spew out from the new Infosphere heading towards Earth.

Narrator (voice over) 'Meanwhile back in "December 31st, 1999"!

Scene: Outside Panucci's Pizza. People on the street, who are celebrating their New Millennium Eve, don't notice that there is a series of power and blinding flashes of light happening down an alley.

Farnsworth: 'Well, here we are, The Stupid ages!

Hermes: 'Ahh, God! What a terrible smell you brought us back too! It actually smells like Zoidberg, with da rotten fish smell part too.

Scruffy: 'Second.

Bender: (sniffing) 'Smells of wee, [He sniffs.] and maybe a little like crap!

Zoidberg: (sniffing)  'Plus lovely garbage [He sniffs.] Dead bodies?

Leela: 'Hey! Show some respect. [She sniffs.] Although, you're all completely right.

Farnsworth: 'Yes, yes, we can all talk about, whoever was right later. But now, let 's see where is Fry. I imagine Panucci's Pizza...Aww, there he is!

[Close up: To Panucci Pizza's Window. Inside Fry searches through his pockets near a arcade game machine called "Monkey Fracas Jr", while a kid waits impatiently. Leela gasps.]

Leela: 'Fry? (shouting) Fry! It's really him!

Bender: 'God, look how fat he looks!

Farnsworth: 'Yes, but don't do anything--[The door opens.] stupid..... Leela, stop!

Cut to: Inside Panucci's Pizza. A few confused people scratch their heads, seeing the door open but no one enter, but then they dismiss what happened and return to their business.

Man: (shouting) 'This please must be haunted! Cool!

Farnsworth: 'Wait! Leela! You can't just run over to him and kiss his face off, it may very will ruin the future as we know it!

Leela: 'Yeah, you're right. But I wasn't gonna do that. I was just gonna get a closer at him that's all.

[Close up to the arcade game machine's screen. A crude green spaceship flies through space, cruising over and under planets. ]

Fry: 'Space. It seems to go on and on forever. But then you get to the end and the gorilla starts throwing barrels at you. [A planet opens up and a huge gorilla starts throwing barrels at the

Fry's spaceship. It dodges a few but one hits it and it explodes. The gorilla thumps its chest and "Game Over" flashes on the screen.] And that's how you play the game!

Boy: 'You stink, loser!

Bender: 'Second. [Leela slaps him.] Ow!

[Panucci leans over the counter with a pizza box.]

Panucci: 'Hey, Fry. Pizza going out! (shouting) C'mon!

[Fry sighs, takes the pizza from him which is marked"Panucci's PIZZA" underneath in a speech bubble coming from a picture of a pizza chef with his hand doing the sign language for OK"DO NOT TIP DELIVERY BOY!", he walks out.

Bender: 'Good enough for him! [Leela slaps him.] Ow!

[The invisible party walk out.]

Scene: New York City Street. The invisible party swiftly follows Fry, as he cycles past people outside O'Grady's Pub enjoying their New Millennium Eve. A cab pulls up and he sees his girlfriend inside.

Fry: 'Michelle, baby! Where you going?

Michelle: 'It's not working out, Fry. [Next to her is Constantine with his arm around her. The cab pulls away.] (shouting; from cab) I put your stuff out on the sidewalk!

[Fry watches with sadness longing as the car pulls away.]

Zoidberg: (crying) 'I could so relate to him.

Bender: 'Yeah, no wonder! Ha ha ha ha ha, considering his size. [Leela slaps him.] Ow!

Leela: 'I have no problem with Fry's. And it is not all about physique. Friendship is more imported when is comes to love. And I, love Fry!

Zoidberg: 'Love?...What is this "love" you speak of?

Sometime later. The invisible party still swiftly follows Fry on his bike, as he gets more and more depressed.]

Fry: 'I hate my life, I hate my life, I hate my life.

Zoidberg: 'Why always with the complaining about life? (crying/shouting) None of you care about poor old Zoidberg, when he complains about life! Waaaaaa--

Cut to: Outside Applied Cryogenics. The invisible party stop as Fry stops outside a building and locks up his bike. A man sneaks up behind him, cuts the chain and steals his bike.]

Thief: 'Happy new year!

Bender: 'Hey, that crosses the line! [The thief is knocked off his bike.] I'm taking this!

[The bike is picked up by a invisible force and disappears in midair.]

Thief: (panicking) 'Crap! [He stands up.] Ghosts! Ghosts! [He runs away down the street.] Ghosts! Leave me alone!

Fry: 'Eh, must have been ghosts. They'll give it back to be something, I hope.

[Fry enters the building.]

Scene: Applied Cryogenics Corridor. Fry steps out of the elevator on the 64th floor, while the invisible party do the same. Fry knocks on a door marked "Applied Cryogenics". A sign underneath indicates "No Power Failures Since 199[7]". There is no response at the door and Fry goes in.

Cut to: Applied Cryogenics: Freezer Room. The room is empty, however unknown to Fry a invisible party is in there with him, and there are no lights on. Strange pods about 6ft tall in a line on the walls. There are a few other machines around the room and a desk and a chair in the middle of the room. Fry wipes some condensation from a window on one of the pods, revealing the face of an inanimate man inside. He turns around.]

Fry: Hello? Pizza delivery for, uh ... [He reads the delivery note.] ... Icy Wiener? Aw, crud! I always thought at this point in my life I'd be the one making the crank calls!

Bender: (laughing ) 'Ha ha ha ha ha. Ahh, so that's where he got the joke from. And played on you bossy boots. [Leela slaps him] Ow!

[Fry please the pizza on the desk.]

Zoidberg: 'Yum, yum, yum!

[Everyone gasps.]

Leela: (simultaneously) 'Stop!

Hermes: (simultaneously) 'No, you filthy crab!

Bender: (simultaneously) 'Moron!

Zoidberg: (sad) 'Aww!

Farnsworth: 'What's happing?

[Fry sits down on the chair, puts his feet on the desk and opens a can of beer.]

Fry: 'Here's to another lousy millennium.

[Fry unenthusiastically raises his hand and toasts.]

[Bender gasps as she sees Nibbler under the desk.]

Bender: 'All of you jerks, look here!

Leela: 'What.....[The invisible party gasps.]Oh my God Nibbler?!

Hermes: 'How can he be here? He's only five judging from rings in his teeth . Wait a sec ! He must be around 5000 years old!

Bender: 'Yeah, about whatever the Hell you just said. Let's all just shut up and see what happens!

[An Fry from the future appears behind Nibbler and grabs him.]

Fry: 'Gotcha!

[Nibbler squeals, and the the invisible party gasps.]

Leela: 'Fry?

Nibbler: 'I don't understand.

Fry: 'Yes, you do! You came back in time to knock me into that freezer and now I came back in time to stop you.

Nibbler: 'I did not come back in time. My people lack that ability.

Fry: 'But ... I know you in the future. I-I cleaned your poop.

Nibbler: 'Quite possible. We live long and are celebrated poopers. You will meet me when I'm a thousand years older.

Fry: 'Not if you don't freeze me.

[His past self sits down on the chair and puts his feet up on the desk.]

Nibbler: 'Please. Our saviours foresee that in a thousand years, for one moment, the fate of the universe will depend on you. Since you will not live that long I must freeze you now.

Leela: (thinking) 'This unbelievable. What's going on?

Fry: 'Well, why couldn't you just ask me?

Nibbler: 'We were afraid you would refuse.

[Fry chokes Nibbler.]

Fry: 'Of course not. I love the future.

Nibbler: 'Then why are you choking me right now?

Fry: 'Because I don't like being used!

Nibbler: 'Well now it's your choice. Is there nothing in the future worth saving?

Bender: 'Please, please please please, be me.

Fry: 'Hm. Leela. But she doesn't think much of me.

Bender: (sad) 'Aww.

Nibbler: 'Ah, she must be The Other.

Leela: 'The Other?

Fry: 'Whaat?

[The chair starts to tip back and Fry holds the leg.]

Nibbler: You must not give up on her. I am stationed on a distant world known as Vergon 6. But, if you return to the future, I will transfer to Earth to give you what help I can.

[Outside, the countdown to the millennium begins.]

Crowd: (chanting; from outside) Ten, nine, eight, seven...

Fry: 'You really think I would have had a chance with Leela?

Nibbler: 'You must choose: The present or the future? To save yourself or to save Leela.

Crowd: (chanting; from outside) One.

[Past Fry leans back on his chair and blows his noise maker. Future Fry blows the chair, Past Fry tumbles back into the cryo-tube which freezes him, and Zoidberg gobbles up the pizza and the box itself.]

Zoidberg: (thinking) 'Finally, the free food!

Fry: Yes! Here I come, future! Oh, no! Wait! I'm gonna get trapped in the Infosphere again! Just remember that Scooty-Puff Jr. sucks.

[He fades away.]

Nibbler: 'In a thousand years, I'll get right on it.

Leela: 'You'll be dead that's what! [Leela screams in angry, her invisibility wears off, picks up Nibbler, and chokes him.] (screaming) 'You used him like a tool, is he a game too you!? ....Wait! What were you gonna do; eat him or something, make him your pope, make him your Messiah, sacrifice him?! No! Wait! You killed him didn't you?! [Leela screams in angry.] Because of you I'll be alone forever!

Nibbler: 'No, what are you talking about?! Stop choking me!

[Nibbler from the future appears in the middle of the room with Farnsworth time machine from"A Clone of my Own".]

Future Nibbler: (shouting) 'Leela, stop!

[Leela stops choking Past Nibbler placing him down on the desk, who gasps for breath. Future Nibbler jumps onto the desk.]

Leela: (shouting) 'Huh? What the Hell is going on here?!

[The invisibility wears off everyone.]

Farnsworth: 'Bender, [He takes out a bottle of Jameson Whisky from the "Bottomless U-Bag"Jameson Whisky, and throws it to Bender, who catches it, and starts drinking it down.] Here! Anyhoo, you finished off my machine, and used it? [He aggressively points at Future Nibbler.] How dare you?!

Hermes: 'Second!

Scruffy: 'Third!

Zoidberg: 'Me wants more food!

Bender : 'And [He take a gulp of his Jameson Whisky.] we want answers too! And shouldn't Y2K be happening 'bout now?

Farnsworth: 'Y2K never happened, nor did Y3K happen. You ejit!

Bender : 'Ejit? Don't you mean idiot?

Farnsworth: 'The word "ejit" is commonly spoken in Ireland and in some parts of United Kingdom. Duhhh!

Bender : 'Oh!

Leela: (shouting) 'God, will you two shut up! And help me out here!

Future Nibbler: (whispering; to Past Nibbler) 'Should I give them their memories back, so this will be less confusing for them, and I won't have to some much explanations?

Past Nibbler: (whispering) 'Yeah, do that.

[Future Nibbler third eye flashes like the memory-eraser in "Men In Black and Everyone" everyone looks alert.]

Leela: 'Well. I guess, I'm not as angry now, since the Brain Spawn and all. But why, why did you take Fry's life away from him?! Where he has no home, no family--

Bender: 'No friends.

Leela: 'You brought him into a life like mine.

[Bender turns his Jameson Whisky upside down over his mouth, he sighs, finding out it's empty, throws it over his shoulder, it smacks into the wall smashing into pieces.]

Zoidberg: 'Oh, here we go again.

Farnsworth: 'Indeed.

[Farnsworth with the "Bottomless U-Bag" opens it wide, and puts his time machine away.]

Hermes: 'Ya mon.

Leela: 'All of you, shut up! Anyway, where you feel; lonely, unloved, and lost. I mean, I spent a huge remainder of my life searching the universe for my parents, only to find they were in the New New York Sewers, being mutants, thus meaning I'm not a alien, but a mutant also. (crying/shouting) And their dead now!

Past Nibbler: 'She's The Other, right?

Future Nibbler: 'Yes....Leela, I had no choice. He was the only one who could help us, and everyone. What is one life weighed against the entire universe?

Leela: (crying) 'But it was his life.

Past Nibbler: 'But Fry chose you Leela. Fry chose you.

Leela: (crying) 'I know. And I'm sorry about jumping to conclusions, that you didn't do.

Past Nibbler: 'That's okay.

[Future Nibbler throws a small round objected which explodes with flash of light.]

Future Nibbler: 'Now before you ask. I just euthasisedus all of us, by a few months.

Farnsworth: 'Aww, that's Ok, it's only a few months.

Zoidberg: 'Ooh! [He notices the remains of Bender's smashed Jameson Whisky bottle on the floor.] 'Yum, yum, yum! [He gets down on his knees, and gobbles up the glass.] Ow! Tastes kinda glassy.

Bender: 'That's because it is glass . Moron!

Zoidberg: '(thinking) Note to self [He stands up.] don't eat glass.

Leela: 'So, what's the plan?

Past Nibbler: 'The is plan at the moment, we must watch out and wait for this time traveling assassin, for he could be in this very room!

[Everyone gasps.]

Zoidberg: 'Remember when Bender, said "If Fry is to be put down, he's my pet, so I'd be the one to do it"?

[Everyone stares at Bender.]

Bender: 'What are you all looking at? I've never said that, and I never used time travel of any king.

Past Nibbler: 'I guess, but what about--

[The door opens, Nannimarco just about enters.]

Leela: 'Hi-yah! [She with a flying kick, hits Nannimarco in the face, giving him a nose bleed, also sending him into a slight daze. Back on her feet now.] Hee-yah! [She kicks him in the crotch, because of this he quietly puts his hands down in that area.] Ahhh! [She furiously punches him in the chest about 15 times within 3 seconds, while she screams, then knocks him to the floor.] Ahhhh!

Bender: 'Go Leela, go!

Nannimarco: 'Ow, I say. [He pulls out a plasma pistol ,which Leela quickly kicks out of his hand sending it sideways across the room.] Ah, well, are going to kill me, or what? [Leela then jumps on top of him, punches him the face 3 times, then chokes him.] Acha!

Leela: (screaming) 'Ahhhh! Yes! You killed Fry!

Future Nibbler: 'Leela, we need to question him, before we kill him.

Leela: 'Alright! [She stops choking him, and stands up.] Why, did you kill Fry?

Nannimarco: 'I'll never tell, I do not fear death. However you must of come from the future, right?

Leela: (angrily) 'You answered my question with another question!

[Farnsworth opens the "Bottomless U-Bag" takes out a syringe containing brown liquid,  and walks towards her side.]

Farnsworth: 'Here, [He hands the syringe to Leela.] give him this.

Leela: 'What is it?

Farnsworth: 'It's Maple Syrup, you know, one of thee usual stuff you put on pancakes, mixed in with Truth Serum.

Leela: 'Prefect! [She grabs Nannimarco by the ankles, drags him across the room, places him in front of Fry's cryo-tube, grabs him by the shoulders, and makes him lean his back against Fry's cryo-tube, then injects the syringe into his neck.] Now, tell me, why did you kill Fry?

Nannimarco: 'But I haven't killed him...Oh you mean, why was I going to kill him?

Leela: (angrily) 'Yes!

Nannimarco: 'Well you see I'm in-fact a type of Brain Spawn, that can, and has taken host inside this body.[Everyone gasps.] Where am I from? I'm from alternative reality, where we have won and destroyed the universe.

Bender: 'So how come, you've come here then?

Nannimarco: 'Me being the smallest of brains, and yet one of the smartest of brains, was sent here to kill you're so called Mighty One, and once my job was done, or was going to be done. Damn this Truth Serum! Was to inform my alternate race of this universe, or should I say my race, to attack and destroy the universe at my say so, once I done killing Philip J. Fry and you Turanga Leela. And when that is done, I will call in reinforcements from my parallel universe. However if you kill me, my race of this universe will not be informed, thus closing the Infosphere a few weeks ago  and destroying the universe, as scheduled! Again, damn this Truth Serum! However ,would you like to know the difference between us and you're Brain Spawn?

Hermes: (simultaneously) 'God, no. Shut up!

Zoidberg: (simultaneously) 'Nah.

Scruffy: (simultaneously) 'Nope.

Leela: (simultaneously) 'Hell no!

Bender: (simultaneously) 'No! Would you please, just kill it already!?

Farnsworth: 'Yes, I would.

[Everyone groans.]

Nannimarco: 'Well, the difference is are goal is not for knowledge of everything, but simply to gather protein.

Farnsworth: 'For what exactly?

Nannimarco: 'To feed, and breed. Are Huge Brain Overlord inside are Infosphere, needs Protein for it's never ending hunger to spawn us , which requires us to sweep a universe clean of all life.[Everyone gasps in horror.] Although, are Overlord don't really need us, to do it's dirty work, for it has tentacles that can reach all the way across the universe for it's protein. [Everyone gasps in horror, again.] Like Yivo uses, but not for love, or mating of that matter, but for food.

[Everyone gasps in horror, yet again.]

Leela: 'Sweet Zombie Jesus! You're like flying flesh eating Zombies! And who the Hell is Yivo?

Nannimarco: 'Never you mind.

Bender: 'By God, you're harsh even to my standers!You mean you kill everything, even Humans? Well, keep doing that. But everything?

Nannimarco: 'Virtually in general, all living things are made up of Protein, so yes, we do kill Huamns. But, before I'm done here, I will let you know that many of universes ha suffered the same fate from us. And yours is next on are list!

[And yet again, everyone gasps in horror.]

Leela: 'You know, I'm gonna enjoy killing you.

Nannimarco: 'Oh, is that so? I think not!

[A Spawn Brain bursts out through Nannimarco's stomach in à la Alien Vs Predator flying up into the air, while Leela screams backing away for it along with everyone, apart from Farnsworth rummaging through the"Bottomless U-Bag].]

Hermes: 'Only monkey's crap! It's got tentacles with spikes!

Farnsworth: [completely unfazed] 'Why Hermes, not all of them! Only half of them.

Bender: 'I think, I saw somethings like this happen in a old movie from Fry's time once!

Zoidberg: 'Really, which one?

Bender: 'I think it was called Alien.

Nannimarco: 'Hello?!

Zoidberg: [waving/ at Nannimarco] 'Hello!

Nannimarco: 'It look like I'll get the job done after all, [He laughs dementedly.]you'll have deal with two Infospheres.

[Farnsworth aims at the Spawn Brain with a shotgun.]

Farnsworth: 'Oh would you just shut up?

[He shoots the Spawn Brain, and it falls to floor dead.] Someone get a mop!

Bender: 'Now, not all nerds are bad. Without em, where would be my porn, huh?  But thanks for the love of my ass! You shut that super-de-duper annoying nerd!

Farnsworth: 'Yes, well..(shouting) Someone get a mop! [Future Nibbler sucks the brain up.] (normally) Oh, no need.

Scruffy: 'I got one imported question.

Future Nibbler: 'Yes?

Bender: 'Oh, here we go again, with the; big, huge, long, dragged out ,boring sentences to explain everything.

Scruffy: 'Are any of us paradoxes?

Future Nibbler: 'The well the simply answer is no. None of us are, not even me, or my past self, however in order for are universe to keep balanced, either me or my past self must leave this universe, or kill himself. But we've got much more imported matters to attend to now.

Zoidberg: 'Like what?

Future Nibbler: 'Like saving the universe!

Zoidberg: 'Yeah, Ok. But what are we going to do with the corpse, can I eat it?

Farnsworth: 'No, don't be a mindless flesh eating Zombie, Zoidberg! We'll put it in this. [He picks up Nannimarco's corpse pleasing it inside the "Bottomless U-Bag"] So, what's the plan then? [Future Nibbler jumps onto his shoulder.] Eh, wha....what are you doing?!

Future Nibbler: 'The plan is.

Farnsworth: 'Yes?

 

Future Nibbler: 'That we use you're time code invention, to stop the Spawn Brain, at the time they are gonna try and wipe out Earth, and that other time when their gonna try wipe out the universe with the Infosphere, while you my past self do not tell anyone of the events that have transpired here, for it may alter the future in such a way, it may destroy it.

Past Nibbler: 'Roger that.

Bender: 'Jees what is with you all too day, with the ridiculously long sentences!? (shouting) I get the point already!

[Everyone, ignores Bender.]

Leela: 'So, are going, or what?

Future Nibbler: 'Oh, that reminds me. Here, [He throws something that looks as small as a pill which looks like a glowing orb that's colored with a mixer of white and orange.] give this to Fry, when you see him.

Bender: 'Just please stop! I swear to my ass, if I hear another long sentence, within the next 24 hours, I'll kill that person who said that long sentence!

[Everyone, ignores Bender.]

Leela: 'What is it?

Future Nibbler: 'It is every memory, and everything that Fry is, right before he was cut from entrance. In other words, in away, in non scientific words, it's his soil. So keep it safe.

Leela: 'One more question?

Future Nibbler: 'Yes?

Leela: 'Why did you refer to me as The Other?

Future Nibbler: 'I'm afraid I can't answer that question.

Leela: 'Well, Okay then.

[Bender's eyes start zooming in as his antenna darts upward; while everyone else stares, as Leela pleases her head down her tank-top between her breasts, and puts Fry's Soil Pill inside the right cup of her bar.]

Farnsworth: 'Oh my!

Zoidberg: 'Craw! I'm getting [his head fin pops up] aroused!

Leela: 'Done.....Um, what are all looking at?

[She takes her hand out of her tank-top.]

Future Nibbler: 'Anyway, before that happened, let's all join hands. [Everyone forms a circle and join hands apart from Past Nibbler.] Everyone ready?

Hermes: 'Ya, mon.

Bender: 'What he said.

Leela: 'Yep.

Scruffy: 'Scruffy, is ready.

Zoidberg: 'Yes.

Farnsworth: 'Well, that looks like everyone. Should I say it now? [Everyone nods.] A0?20?30106080?700?k005?00200?4o0?0g0?0r0z000?11?409!

[There is a series of  power and blinding flashes of light, while Past Nibbler walks out the door.]


Narrator: (voice-over) : 'And so, one thousand years latter, Fry was able to defeat the Brain Spawn of are universe's type. Anyway, in the first time around without anyone's help apart from the book at you're local library. Thus  no mutants were killed along with Leela's parents were never killed either, and also "The Quaranfore Dawn" was never founded due to Nannimarco's death one thousand years ago. Oh, and also there's no paradoxes.


Scene: Deep Outer Space: Outside The Infosphere. The Planet Express Ship flies towards the Infosphere.

Cut to: Ship's Cockpit. Farnsworth sits in the diver seat, dressed in a long coat, a scarf, driving goggles, and driving gloves (the same outfit as seen in "Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles".) Leela, who holds Future Nibbler in her arms and Bender who smokes his pipe, both sit down on a couch near the windscreen.

Leela: 'You've be come better at your driving, I gotta say.

Farnsworth: 'Why thank you. Hey look, there he is!

Cut to: Outside The Infosphere. Fry speeds away from the Infosphere on his huge Scooty-Puff Sr. His eyes widen as he notices the Planet Express Ship up ahead. The ship's hatch opens and Fry flies inside, followed shortly after by Past Nibbler's ship, and once both ships are inside the hatch closes.]

Cut to: 'Ship's Cargo Bay. As soon as Fry is inside Leela grabs him, literally picking up off the floor swinging him in a circle in the air kissing him deeply making him go limp. She breaks the kiss , after considered amount of time. She places Fry back down on his feet, who gasps for breath looking very confused.

Fry: 'Leela, what happened? Aren't you meant to be on a date with Chaz?

Future Nibbler: 'Ahem, I think you should give it to him now.

Leela: 'Fry [Fry's eyes widen as she takes her tank-top off throwing aside onto the floor, and she picks out Fry's Soil Pill.] eat this.

Fry: 'Is it candy?

Leela: 'Yes, [Her eye looks toward the ceiling] it's candy.

[Leela hands him the Fry's Soil Pill, which he eats and swallow.]

Fry: (quietly) 'Leela? Is it really you?

Leela: (very very softy) 'Yes, it's me. Do you remember everything?

Fry: 'Oh, of course I do! I remember the opera which is a few weeks from now. Do I have do it again?

Leela: (very very softy) 'No, you don't have to.

Fry: 'Ok, where was I? Ah yes, and right before I start flicking like a static television, other then that I remember everything.

Leela: (very very softy) 'So, that means you wont be able to tell me want heaven is like, huh?

Fry: 'Well, I remember a little bit though, but not that much. I guess God must of blanked my memory. Anyway, but...did last night really happen, or was it just a dream?

Leela: (sexfully) 'To answer that, let's just have a sleep on it.

[Leela takes hold of Fry's hand, and leads him into her cabin.]

Cut to: Ship's Cockpit. Farnsworth in the diver seat, while Past Nibbler paces around the room.

Past Nibbler: (worried) 'I need to get out of here! Two of me can't be in the same universe.

Farnsworth: 'Perhaps, I can help?

Past Nibbler: 'Yes, but how?

Farnsworth: 'This is how![He opens the "Bottomless U-Bag " and takes out a green Parabox Box, throws it to Past Nibbler, who catches it.] Now, before you ask, it's a universe like are own

,but you do not exist in it.

[Past Nibbler takes the lid of it, and disappears as he jumps into it.]

Cut to: Outside Leela's Cabin. Zoidberg and Bender have the side of their heads pressed right against the door.]

Zoidberg: 'I can't hear anything. Perhaps their doing it quietly?

[Bender opens his cheat cabinet, and takes out a video camera.]

Bender: 'You thinking, what I'm thinking?

Zoidberg: 'Food?

Bender: 'No! We sneak in there, and take a video of them having sex, and then upload it onto the Internet.

Zoidberg: 'I think, she would kill us, if we did that.

Bender: 'Yeah, you're right. It was a bad idea.

Zoidberg: 'Oh, I just hope my sentence isn't cut just before the credits. Well looks like...

Closing Credits.

Zoidberg: (over credits) 'Aww.

Bender: (over credits) 'What are you taking about?! Are lives are not some; book, movie, or fan fiction!

Zoidberg: (over credits) 'You know this whole actual adventure seemed totally completely and utterly quite unlikely, I mean come on? Where was the free food. And like........Bender why are looking at me like that?

Bender: (over credits) 'Recall when I said this "I said, I'll kill that person who said that long sentence"?

Zoidberg: (over credits) 'Yes.

Bender: (over credits) 'Well it's you. (shouting) Time to die!

Zoidberg: (over credits) 'Whoop, whoop whoop--

Bender: (over credits) 'Hey get back here! Ah, screw the whole thing, I'm too lazy to go after him.

Da Sorta End.


Narrator (voice over) 'And so it was Bender gave Fry is bike back. And Leela and Fry got together. A few weeks to the day, they got, would think it? Got remarried, in New Mars Vegas, but afterwards returned to their apartment on Earth called "Apartment 2 I & Plus 1 I" which is just two blocks away from Planet Express! And adopted Sally. And so many unknown months later, maybe even a year, or two years, but clearly no more than that, this happened........


Fade to: Hospital: Labor-Ward Room. Leela wearing hospital pajamas is in labor on a bed, who squeezes Fry's hand very tightly. Who; wears his unseal clothes, apart from his jacket which is at the back of his chair, that he's sitting on beside Leela's bed, and has tears running down his cheeks smiling awkwardly. While Terry, who is the doctor helps deliver the baby.

Terry: 'Push, push! And soften you're hold poor Fry's hand, you'll break it! [Leela softens her hold on Fry's.] One last push! [Leela screams as two babies come out from her (well in between the legs) one of the two babies is a one eyed Cyclops girl with orange hair and Fry's nose. The other who is a boy has; two eyes, Leela's nose, and has purplish and reddish hair.] (melodramatically) Welcome to the world of life! [Leela and Fry narrow their eyes at him.] (quietly) Sorry.

[Terry cuts the umbilical cord, wraps both babies in one towel each, and hands them to Leela, who gently takes them to her breasts to....well to breast feeds them "Now, that is nature".]

Leela: (quietly) 'We, did it Fry! You and I are parents. Wait! Oh Fry! Are you crying?

Fry: (quietly/crying) 'I'm so happy their as bountiful as you [He leans forwards, and kisses his son's and daughter's cheeks.] yet, I'm in some much pain.

Leela: (quietly) 'Sorry about you're hand Fry.

Fry: (quietly/crying) 'Ahh, don't worry about that. I'm sure it can heal, with medical science's help.

Leela: (quietly) 'Good. I love you.

Fry: (quietly/crying) 'I love you, too...and we have the rest of are lives to enjoy.

Leela: (quietly) 'We, sure do. Now come here and kiss me! [Fry leans forward, and kisses her forehead.] (sexfully) Is, that all you got? Let me show how a real kiss is done!

[She closes her eye; wraps her arms around him, and pulls onto the side of the bed into a deep passionate kiss.]

To be counted, but it's thee end, as for the rest, it's purely guess work.

Bender: (voice over) 'But just who was that "Fry"? And what happened him; is he dead, or he somehow alive and hoping to escape the Infosphere? Was he the Original Fry, or was he just a paradox? All that we know is, nobody knows. Well, maybe Nibbler from the future might know.

To be continued?

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