Futurama

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Universe Jumping Bender, part 2
By Rush

Scene: Bender's Original Universe: Planet Express: Meeting Room. The staff all sit around the table looking tired and bored, part from Hermes. Fry who is half asleep rests his head on his left arm placed on the table.

Hermes: 'Alright, people. I will now outline today's 47-point agenda. We'll begin with point one, then race forward. Concerning our pest problem: Somebody's has not been leaving brinks around, which is good, but are alcohol consumption has gone mighty low over these last two days. [He flicks a button and a graph appears on the big screen. It is a straight line that lower ever so slightly at the end] I notice Bender has not been around for ad last two days. So to get to the point. We need some volunteers to drink some of are supplies of alcohol. I suggest solely Zoidberg..All in fever raise you're hands. [Everyone even Zoidberg raise their hands.] All oppose......... No one .Alright Zoidberg go drink are supplies of alcohol.

[Zoidberg get up off his chair, stands up with his claws in air.]

Zoidberg: 'Hooray!

Hermes: 'But don't eat any of are food.

Zoidberg: 'Aww.

Hermes: 'Hop to it! [Zoidberg crouches down, runs out of the room sideways, whooping, and clicking his claws] Now since he's gone. I can tell you we have no deliveries for the day. [He takes off his jacket and places it at the back of his seat] Cause it's Labor Day! [Amy crosses her arms and curses in Chinese and Fry sits up straight] Oh yeah!

Fry: 'Ah damn. I forgot.

Leela: 'So did I.

Scruffy: 'Well I'm off to the Internet to look at TPP.

Leela: 'What's TPP?

Scruffy: 'Something to do with you.

Leela: 'What?! Something to with m--

Scruffy: (nervously moving his head side to side and shouting) ' It's nothing to do with pages! Nothing! Nothing! To do with you---Course the website is not in are universe. Why wouldn't be?! I don't know any of you people! [points at Leela] And especially you Turanga Leela!

Leela: 'Huh? What is this all about?

Scruffy: (screaming)'Ahh, you're on to me!

[Scruffy runs out of room screaming.]

Leela: 'Okey.

Fry: 'I wonder if Bender is alright? He hasn't called me once, I'm starting to get really worried about him.

Leela: [patting him on the shoulder] 'Don't worry Fry. I'm sure he's having the time of his life.

Cut to: Mount Everest. U-J-Bender appears on top of Everest, slips and falls down.

U-J-Bender: (screaming) 'Ah, not Mount Everest yet again!

Cut to: Bender's Original Universe: Planet Express: Meeting Room.

Fry: 'Yeah, maybe you're right.

Cut to: Mount Everest. U-J-Bender is falling down it.

U-J-Bender: (screaming) 'Ahhhhhhhhhhhh--[takes a breath] Ahhhhhhhhhhhh--[hits his head against the mountain]Ow! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh--[takes a breath] Ahhhhhhhhhhhh--[hits his head against the mountain]Ow!

There is a flash of light and U-J-Bender disappears.

Cut to: Bender's Original Universe: Planet Express: Meeting Room.

Fry: 'Yea. He's ok.

Cut to: Mount-Everest. U-J-Bender appears on top of Everest, slips and falls down.

U-J-Bender: ' Again?! You know this is getting old!--Ahhhhhhhhhhhh--[hits his head against the mountain]Ow! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh--[takes a breath] Ahhhhhhhhhhhh--[hits his head against the mountain]Ow!

There is a flash of light and U-J-Bender disappears.

Cut to: Bender's Original Universe: Planet Express: Meeting Room.

Leela: (softy) 'He's fine Fry.

Farnsworth walks in raising both of his hands in the air.

Farnsworth: 'Good News, Everyone! I have very bad news. I have tested my latest invention on Bender.....From testing my T A S-U J-P-P-APU-C-T F-S -A-S D-P-A-R

Fry: 'What's does T A S...whatever stand for?

Farnsworth: 'It's my invention, what it stands for is "Time And Space Universe Jumping Projector Alternate Parallel Universes Creating Try'o Neticks And Fry'o Neticks Source Amplifier Super Duper Procesing Alternator Rey".

Fry: 'Uh, okay.

Leela: 'That way way to long of name Professor. Why not just call it "Universe Jumping Rey"? If it can do as you claim, in you're dump ass tittle.

Farnsworth: 'Point taken. I shall name it that instead. Anyhoo I know where Bender has gone to.

Fry: 'You do?

Farnsworth: 'Yes, well, you see it all began two days ago.

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