Futurama

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Spaceship, Part 4
By GrimSP

Chapter Four: "Stayin' Alive"

::Fry walks in the airplane and stops, and is trying to stop his headache::

Amy: What's the matter, Fry.

Fry: I have never flown in an airplane.

Amy: This airplane is like a spaceship, Fry.

Fry: Yeah. But never had to go down like this. I mean there is some bad wheather here.

::A cloud of rain falls down on Lisa Simpson::

::Lisa Simpsons coughs::

Lisa Simpson: I hate you, you rain!

::Then the rain stops::

Amy: You have an anger management promblem.

::Amy leaves::

Fry: Leela...

::Leela walks over to an old lady::

Leela: Excuse me, would you like to read something?

Old Lady: Do you anything light?

Leela: Well, we have a paper that says, "Why King Kong Used to be a Moron".

::Leela gives the paper to the old lady::

Old Lady: Thank you.

::As Leela walks forward::

::A sister is looking at a magazine called Squids' Life::

::A young boy named Curtis reads a magazine called Nuns' Life::

Curtis: Wow!

::Leela walks and finds Fry::

Leela: Fry! What are you doing?

Fry: Leela, please love me back.

Leela: I still have alot of work to do, Fry. Now go where you suppose to do.

::Fry sits in a seat with the old lady in a sad way::

Old Lady: No wonder you're upset, mon. She's lovely and a darling figure with an ugly one-eye. She's supple, has puting breasts, and firm thighs. It's a shame you two don't get along.

Fry: Yeah. I know...You know, things used to be different before we broke up.

::The old lady puts her glasses on::

Fry: I remembered how we first met. It was during a war between my friend Bender and his pal, Roberto.

::The old lady groans and takes off her glasses::

Fry: It was when it was vacation for Planet Express, that was still when I never loved Leela yet. I hanged out at the Cosby Bar. It was a rough place and you had to be cool that time. Lucky me, I was cool there and was accepted there. A guy liked knives, so we called him Kenny. You know... Kenny who always died in each episode in South Park. Anyway, he threw a knife at the karoke robot. The karoke robot played the song, Stayin' Alive.

::Stayin' Alive plays::

::Then people start to go dancing at the dance court::

The Karoke Robot:

"Well, you can tell by the way I use to walk"

"I'm a woman's man, no time to talk"

"Music loud and women warm"

"I've been kicked around since I was born"

"And it's all right"

"That's O.K."

"You may look the other way"

"We can try"

"To understand... the New York Times..."

Fry: I didn't go there looking for love. I just dropped in for a couple of drinks. And suddenly, there she was.

The Karoke Robot: "Stayin' Alive, Stayin' alive"

::Then Fry sees Leela::

"Ah, ah, ah, ah"

::Leela dances with Bender::

"Styain' Alive, Stayin' Alive"

"Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah"

Fry: I was attach to Leela. It hit me like a thunderbolt. I even had to asked the guy named Sweaty to pinch me to make sure I wasn't dreaming.

::Sweaty walks slowly backwards and try to getaway from Fry.

The Karoke Robot: "But now I get to love"

Fry: I was afraid to go to Leela, but then... fate was on my side that night.

The Karoke Robot: "I'm a dancin' man and I just can't lose"

::Bender turns around and dances more::

::Then Kenny stabs Bender on the back::

Bender: Ouch!!! At least I'm a robot and if I get stabbed by a knife, I would sleep in 2 days and then wake up. But what about my free days. D'oh!

::Bender sleeps::

The Karoke Robot: "I'll live to see another day"

"We can try to understand"

"The New York Times effect on man"

"Whether you're a brother or whether you're not a mother"

"Your're stayin' alive, stayin' alive"

"Feel the city breakin' and everybody's shakin'"

"And they're stayin' alive, stayin' alive"

"Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah"

"Stayin' Alive, Stayin' Alive"

::Fry stares more at Leela::

"Stayin' Alive, Stayin' Alive"

"Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah"

"Stayin' Alive"

"Ah"

::Fry and Leela meet and say nothing and then circle around and still ook at each other::

"I'm goin' nowhere"

"Somebody help me"

"Somebody help me, yeah"

::Fry takes off his jacket and throws it away::

"I'm goin' nowhere"

::Fry then imitates Elvis and then Fry's jacket goes back at him and hits him::

"Somebody help me, yeah"

::Then more people back up to let Fry and Leela dance::

::Then more people look at Fry and Leela dancing::

::Then Fry and Leela dance::

"I'm stayin' alive"

"Well, you can tell by the way I use to walk"

"I'm a women's man"

"No time to talk"

::Then people look at Fry and Leela and dance a little::

"Music loud and women warm"

"I've been kicked around since I was born"

"Now it's alright"

"It's O.K."

"You may look the other way"

"WE can try to understand"

::Fry picks up Leela then puts her up the air::

"The New York Times effect on man"

"Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother"

::Fry then catches Leela::

::Fry puts Leela down::

"You're stayin' alive, You're stayin' alive"

"Feel the city breakin' and everybody's shakin'"

"And they're stayin' alive, stayin' alive"

"Ah, ah, ah, ah"

"Stayin' Alive"

"Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah"

::Leela puts Fry's legs on her legs::

"Stayin' Alive"

::Leela throws Fry on the floor::

Leela: Opps.

People: Whoa!

The Karoke Robot: "I'm going nowhere"

::Fry jumps up and makes a farting sound::

::Then Fry tries to imitate Elvis again::

The Karoke Robot: "Somebody help me"

::A sound of lightning is heard::

People: Whoa!

The karoke robot: "Somebody help me, yeah"

::Fry dances more and more::

"I'm goin' nowhere"

"Somebody help me, yeah"

"I'm stayin' alive"

::Leela dances and smiles::

"I'm goin' nowhere"

"Somebody help me"

"Somebody help me, yeah"

"Ah"

"I'm goin' nowhere"

"Somebody help me, yeah"

"I'm stayin' alive"

::Then everyone goes back to the dance court and Fry and Leela still dance::

"I'm goin' nowhere"

"Somebody help me"

"Somebody help me, yeah..."

 

A few hours later...

::Fry and Leela still dance and everyone has left::

Bender: Ah. It's already have been 2 days? Wow! I mean, I am so gonna kill Kenny.

::Bender runs and is finding Kenny::

 

Now back out of Fry's story...

Fry: We've laughed, We've talked, We've danced for two days without everyone distracting us after that dance we did together. Well, only Bender did ingonre us for a while then left to kill Kenny. I never wanted those days to end. Look, I hope this hasn't been bothering for you.

::Then the old lady commits suicide by hanging herself::

Fry: It's just that whenever I talk abou Leela, the more I love her still.

Curtis: Excuse me, can I be in the pilot's pit.

Curtis' dad: I'm sorry son, I think they are too busy.

Curtis: Dang it!

Leela: Curtis, maybe I can take you to the pilot's pit, come on.

Curtis: Hooray! Thanks!

Leela: You're welcome.

::Leela takes Curtis to the pilot's pit then smiles then cries a little without anyone noticing her crying::

::Then a short-young adult named Alex comes in with a tray with cups of coffee::

Alex: Would you like coffee, Emma?

Emma: Sure. Come sit with me.

Alex: Thanks.

Emma: You're welcome.

::Alex sits with his girlfriend who is also a short-young adult::

Alex: I used to remember how we dance during that song, Stayin' Alive.

Emma: Yeah...

 

TO BE CONCLUDED!


Note From soulkid2000: I would have add more, but I'm busy and also there is a lot of it in this chapter like the scene of Stayin' Alive.

( This is a parody of Airplane! )

Bender: If you don't want to be bored and sleepy, then stay tuned for SPACESHIP!

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