Spaceship, Part 7
Chapter Seven: Don't Panic
Peter on phone: Come in, PA. This is Chicago.
::Leela picks up the phone::
Leela on phone: This a Leela speaking. WE have all pilots and the navigator
ill, and also some customers are ill too by eating fish.
Peter on phone: Okay, Leela, can you give me a hotdog?
Leela on phone: No, over.
Peter on Phone: Okay, don't panic. Do you know how to fly an airplane?
Leela on phone: No. I only know how to drive a spaceship. This is a spaceship
turned into a airplane.
Peter on phone: Okay. Listen. My name is Peter. Now get somebody on that plane
who can fly that plane but also who didn't had fish for dinner.
Peter: Okay. Everyone! Suspend all meals starting at LA. Also cancel all planes
at LA. Also we've got to look for a landing field to land that spaceship or airplane,
whatever the hell it is! We need someone who can help that plane! Johnny, I need
Johnny: No thanks.
::Peter picks up a cigarette::
Peter: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking. Damn, we need someone
who can help that airplane.
Johnny: How about Fry?
::Peter gasped and puts down his cigarette::
Peter: Get me Larry Seinfeld!
At the airplane...
Peter on phone: Okay. Now next to the throttle is the air speed gauge. What
speed does it indicate?
Leela on phone: 520 miles per hour.
Peter on phone: Good. Very good. Now, check your altitude.
Leela on phone: 35,000 feet.
::Homer begins to almost die out of air::
Leela on phone: No, 34,000 feet. Wait a minute, it keeps droping. Why is it
doing like that?
::Leela looks a Homer::
Leela on phone: Oh my god! The automactic pilot is deflating.
Peter on phone: It's okay. All you have to do is that you have to blow the
hollow tube on Homer's belt line.
Leela on phone: Okay.
::Leela hangs up the phone::
::The airplane begins to rumble::
Dr. Nick: What the hell is going on there?
::Dr. Nick leaves his patient::
::Leela blows the hollow tube of Homer's belt line::
::Dr. Nick comes in the pilot's pit::
::Dr. Nick sees Leela having snu-snu on Homer::
::Dr. Nick gasped and leaves the pilot's pit::
::Then Dr. Nick froze then is thinking about something::
::Homer's head turns around and then nods his head said Yahoo!::
::Dr. Nick comes in the pilot's pit::
Dr. Nick: Leela.
Leela: Yes, doctor.
Dr. Nick: You're a member of this crew. Can you explain some weird facts?
Dr. Nick: Now, even though I get those disgusting people in the hospital, I'm
not even sure if we can save their lives. Is there anyone on board who can land
::Fry drinks his water put his water pours down on him::
Leela: No, no one I know of.
Dr. Nick: Well, we can't use Homer because all he does is to have snu-snu on
you. So, Homer is dangerous. But, we need to find someone to fly this plane, but
also who didn' had fish for dinner.
::Then thunder is heard::
Leela on microphone: Ladies and gentlemen, this is Leela speaking. We regret
::Amy queitly puts Nigel in the staff room::
Leela: By the way, does anyone knows how to fly a plane?
::Then people start to scream::
Mike Himes: What's that sound? Let's go.
Julie Hime: Okay.
::Then Mike and Julie Himes heard the annoucement and start to run naked::
::Mike and Julie Himes hides in the underground-plane zone::
::People start to run and fight::
Larry: I'm here. Now what?
Peter: The story is right there.
Larry. Hold on a minute.
::Larry takes off his sunglasses but he still had his sunglasses::
Larry: I'll help them okay.
At the airplane...
::People remain calm and return to their seats.
Amy on microphone: We're sorry that you heard that but we were just looking
for someone who knows how to fly a plane.
People: That's okay.
::Amy puts down the microphone::
Amy: Leela, how about we use Fry?
Leela: No way, only you, me, and Fry are the only ones in this plane, okay.
Let's not use Fry.
::Fry comes to pilot's pit and tries to fly it::
Leela: Alright, let's use Fry. But he only know how to fly a plane without
so much stuff, like people.
Dr. Nick: Just use him.
::Fry flies the plane::
Leela: I don't know if we're gonna be safe for a while.
::Thunder is heard::
::A doll that looks like Jesus says D'oh!::
Fry on Microphone: We're sorry. And Iraq Guy, there's no such thing as Iraq.
Iraq Guy: What?!
::Iraq Guy explodes::
Dr. Nick: What did you eat, Fry, anyway?
Fry: Surely you can't be serious.
Dr. Nick: I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.
Fry: I ate steak. I didn't eat fish because I think the smell of it stinks.
With Curtis' parents...
Curtis' mom: I have to get out of here!
::Amy shakes Curtis' mom::
Curtis' mom: Ahh!
Amy: Relax man!
William Hung: Let me take do it.
::William Hung shakes and slaps Curtis' mom::
Curtis' mom: Ahh!!!
William Hung: You're gonna me fine!
Dr. Nick: Let me do it, young man.
::William Hung leaves::
::Dr. Nick shakes and slaps Curtis' mom::
Dr. Nick: You're gonna be fine, stupid.
Kif: Let me do it.
::Dr. Nick slaps Curtis' mom and leaves::
::Kif just slaps slowly and shake slowly::
Calculon: Let me do it, you slowpoke.
:: Kif leaves slowly::
::Calculon shakes and slaps Curtis' mom::
::Then Calculon leaves::
::The rest of people have guns, bats, rakes, kinfes, scissors, and also they
go shake and slap Curtis' mom::
Dr. Nick: Fry, do you know how to fly a plane?
Fry: Only when empty and without people. Also I only know how to drive a spaceship,
and a half airplane. Leela erased her memory about driving an airplane because
she only wanted to drive a spaceship, not an airplane. So she gave me half the
memory of how to drive an airplane the other half is in the trash at the Planet
Dr. Nick: Okay, let's see you try...
Narrator: Will Fry will not save people's lifes? This means...
TO BE CONCLUDED!
( This a parody of Airplane! )
Bender: If you don't want to be bored and sleepy, then stay tuned for more