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Cubert's Rants

Bender's Big Score

New Rants by Jodes:

Tapdance your way out of this one Nixon: During the Trinity song number, Santa asks President Nixon's Head if the Neptunian elves could sue for liability. Nixon's Head is only President of Earth, not Neptune and would have no jurisdiction.

Solution by Trevin Bernhard: Earth had to move to neptune after the scammers took it, so maybe Neptune started following Earth laws.

New Rants by James Prospect:

Something's fishy: Zoidberg said that he had a gland that gave off foul odors when he was bored. In Why Must I Be A Crustacean In Love?, when he was talking to Edna on the beach, he looked quite bored, yet he said later on that his stink gland was weak. If boredom is all it takes then it can't be weak. Also, when he was talking to Edna at her window, she said he stank more, but he clearly was not bored. Why is that?

Solution by Trevin Bernhard: He ment that his stink gland was weak compared to the other crabs there, but to humans it smells really bad still. He probably wouldn't be too bored looking for a mate on the beach, and fry told him to ask Edna about her day, and then complained that she wouldn't shut up. This was what made him bored and made him smell more.

Solution by Seymour_My_Hero: Zoidberg was bored when Edna was talking because he cares nothing of female habitual habits. He wasn't bored when trying to attract a mate, that matters.

Solution by Bosda: Zoidberg has more than one gland, that produces more than one foul, disgusting, revolting, nauseating, repellent, gut-busting, emetic, reek. Just not the right one. Oh my. No. New!

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