Futurama

Delivery Dirtbag

Song by Mattybwoy

Based on Wheatus's "Teenage Dirtbag"

Her name is Leela,
I have a dream about her,
I wanna feel her,
I got a delivery in half an hour...
Oh, how it hurts,
When other boys flirt,
She's always known who I am,
But she doesn't give a damn about me...

Cuz I'm just a Delivery Dirtbag, baby,
Yeah, all I can do is deliver, baby,
Listen to Beastie Boys, baby, with me... oooooh....

Her boyfriend's a d**k,
He thinks that he's so cool,
She'd simply kick his ass if she knew the truth,
He is a cheat,
Not a once-in-a-lifetime treat,
He doesn't know who I am,
And he doesn't give a damn about me...

Cuz I'm just a Delivery Dirtbag, baby,
Yeah, all I can do is deliver, baby,
Listen to Beastie Boys, baby, with me... oooooh....

Man, I feel like mould,
I'm walking Nibbler back to Leelas home,
Lo and behold, she's found out what her boyfriend did,
And then she does this,
She gives me a kiss,
She's always known who I am,
And she finally gives a damn about me...

"I know your not the most important person, Fry,
But to me, you're a special guy,
Maybe we could give a date a try, sometime....ooooh..."

Oooh yeah!
He's gone!!!
And he doesn't know what he's missing!
And I don't,
Have to sing this song,
I've gota a date with Leela,
In half an hour!

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