Futurama

Accidents Will Happen to the Crew

Song by DSS

[Sung to the tune "Accidents Will Happen" from Thomas the Tank Engine.]

Crashes and bashes at Planet Express
It's a life of action and rad-out fun
But sometimes Bender's impatience will lead to disaster

Fry thinks he's a smart cat
And Bender just knows it all
But Leela knows that sooner or later
They all find out that...

Accidents happen to the crew now and again
Just when they least expect
Just when Fry thinks that life is OK
Fate comes about
Accidents happen to the crew now and again
The crew or others gets smart
If Fry doesn't concentrate on
The thing that he's doing
Accidents will happen to the crew

Leela's best laid plans can turn upside down
If she gets too confident
But sometimes Leela will slip and slide
If that's Lady Luck's intent

One minute Fry's riding high
The next he's on the ground
But Fry remembers,whatever the weather
He must take care 'cause...

Accidents happen to the crew now and again
Somtimes just by Leela's chance
They gotta pick themselves up and
Dust themselves down
And put it down to experience
Accidents happen to the crew now and again
They just don't take all to heart
'Cause Fry doesn't concentrate on
The thing that they're doing
Accidents will happen to the crew

The warning sign was there to warn Fry at that point
But he took chances and ignored it
Then fate had suprised him
With no reason nor rhyme
But Fry made he learned his lesson
And knew better later on

Accidents happento the crew now and again
Just when they least expect
Just when Fry thinks that life is OK
Fate comes about
Accidents happen now and again
The crew and others get smart
If Fry doesn't concentrate on
The thing that he's doing
Accidents will happen to the crew

Accidents happen to the crew now and again
Sometimes just by Leela's chance
They gotta pick themselves up and
Dust themselves down
And put it down to experience

Accidents happen to the crew now and again
They just don't all to heart

If they don't concentrate on the thing they're doing. Whatever they're doing is not what they're thinking!"

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Crashes-Explosions
Accidents happen to the crew

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