(Based on "Great Nations of Europe" by Randy Newman)
The great nations of earth, they gathered on ships,
and they conquered what was behind em', but now they
wanted more, so they looked to stars and took the moon
and stayed, the great nations of earth after the 16th century....
...hide your wives and daughters! hide da grocieries too!
great nations of earth comin through....
The grand martian desert, first land in which they
came, they conquered all the jerkwads there, which
gave the land its name...there were natives der called
martians, martians by the score, but bullets frenzys
the Zorkageese they arnt der any more...
there gone der gone, der really gone, ya never seen anyone so
gone, der pictures in mueseum, some lines written it
book, but you won't find a live one, no madda where ya look
hide your wives and daughters! hide da
grocieries too! great nations of earth comin through....
Fry was then frozen, woke up in 3000, he shook cause
der were aliens der, but soon dey all were friends.
he got bender and Zygroid and Hermes conrad, Leela and
amy. scuse me great planet comin through!
they were goin out to Vergon, and on the ship one day,
he met queery general who looked like he was gay!
he had dem thrown to jail and Leela he would take, but
leela hated him in every little way,
now der gone der gone, der really gone, ya never seen
anyone so gone, some DVDs hidden a shelf, some fanart
on PEEL, no use tryin ta save em, ders nothin left ta save.....
hide your wives and daughters! hide your sons as well!
wit da company of Fox ya never can tell,
as you and i are standin back in our century.. Foxes
have sprung up everywhere as anyone can see, but der
on da horizon, ders a possibility....
some Groenings from out of Oregan might save and make a movie.
helpin everyone in der path from see to shining to
shining see....like da great nations of Europe after
the 16th century.............