Futurama

My Crappy Ending

Parody by Rye Guy

Parody of Avril Lavigne's "My Happy Ending".
Thanks to Chelseaguzom for requesting me to write this.
This song tells the events of the episode "Parasites Lost" as told by Fry.


Here is my story
Straight from my heart.
I'm always screwing up,
My heart's torn apart

We were at a truck stop
Out on route sixty six
I went to the restroom
Ate a fateful sandwich (fateful sandwich)

I had all the things I thought she'd want
I'd be with her finally

I was everything, everything that she wanted
I was built and smart, a piece of art, but I blew it
For a day she was so close to me, till I found out
Those worms had us both pretending
There you have my crappy ending

Oh Oh, Oh Oh
There you have my crappy ending
Oh Oh, Oh Oh, Oh huh

"I love what you've become"
That's just what she said
My struggle was difficult
I fought the worms in my head
Does Leela love me?
Or what the worms have made me?
I forced them to leave my bod'
Happy? Leela was not (Leela was not)

I was just the guy she'd want to date
But I want to be me

I was everything, everything that she wanted
I was built and smart, a piece of art, but I blew it
For a day she was so close to me, till I found out
Those worms had us both pretending
There you have my crappy ending

I got those worms out of my hair
I did it for her, does she care?
She threw me out, I was just her friend again
When in her arms, I had it all
But in her eye, well, I just fall
I'm always bound to hit the ground

She is everything, everything that I'm wanting
But from the start she breaks my heart, now I'm falling
For a day she was so close to me, till I found out
Those worms had us both pretending
There you have my crappy ending

Oh Oh, Oh Oh
there you have my crappy ending
oh oh, oh oh
There you have my crappy ending
Oh Oh, Oh Oh, Oh Ohhhhh

Buddies