Futurama

Most Guys

Song by Noam

Most Guys (based on Pink's Most Girls)

I, never really had two eyes,
It was all a bunch of mush
That I just did not have.
Men, was the issue all the day,
If my girlfriend got 2 eyes,
Couldn't be more wrong,
Going home with her instead.
But I'm not every girl,
And I don't need two eyes,
To see from a far...

'Cause - Leela's got one eye,
Leela's got great hair,
Leela's the captain of the ship,
But when I'm flying, it's not in their hearts...

Most guys want a girl who can blink blink
Got my own eye, and just one blink
I just want a man.
Most girls got them all if they can shake,
Don't be alone from the rest-rest,
Everything that I can see,
A man that would be whole with me...

Eye, eye, eye, eye...
Eye, eye, eye, eye...

I, am a girl that's worth a shot,
It's the same with them whole lot:
"How can I be with her?"
I, go alone to home at nights,
Though they say I'm really nice,
I'm not the kind of girl,
you'd like to see a lot.
But they don't understand,
And they don't like me,
So what can I do?

'Cause - Leela's got one eye,
Leela's got great hair,
Leela's the captain of the ship,
But when I'm flying, it's just in Fry's heart...
Not him...

Most guys want a girl who can blink blink,
Got my own eye, and just one blink,
I just want a man.
Most girls got them all if they can shake,
Don't be alone from the rest-rest,
Everything that I can see,
A man that would be whole with me...

Buddies